ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

squigglydigg:

dog out of water.  solution: eat other dog

what’s your favorite thing to do to stay active?

whoredinarygirl:

my bank account about to be -20$

whoredinarygirl:

my bank account about to be -20$

Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are magic.
Frida Kahlo  (via unmaiden)

vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

i-will-die-laughing:

solarsweeps:

the dog all puppies aspire to be
he did it
he caught the tail

his face just says “what am i going to do with my life now”

i-will-die-laughing:

solarsweeps:

the dog all puppies aspire to be

he did it

he caught the tail

his face just says “what am i going to do with my life now”

coolsvillesux:

Thank

coolsvillesux:

Thank

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident